Makeup before committing suicide

MD Sazzad Hassain ::

Makeup before committing suicide

 Husband and wife are arguing. At one point at the end of the quarrel- Husband: Where are you going?

 Wife: Going to commit suicide. 

Husband: Then why are you doing so much make-up? 

Wife: Oma, my picture will be published in the newspaper tomorrow morning.

If you are not blind to marry a girl?

 The husband pushed his wife to enter the house carelessly. The quarrel started- Wife: Look at the man!

 Husband: Why? What happened? 

Wife: Aren't you blind, can't you see? Husband: If I was not blind, would I marry such a girl?

Not interested in married women 

Wife: Ogo, you love me so much before marriage.

 Husband: Yes, I lived. 

Wife: Then after marriage why don't you love me like before? 

Husband: As I said before, I have no interest in married women.